Before you can even hit the snooze button.

It is 4:09 am.

I woke up before my alarm (which is set for an already cruel hour of 4:30 am)

What the hell is going on?

Apparently the dog is confused too. The little bastard peed on the floor right next to me while I was typing this because he needed to go out and I am still too half asleep to understand what was going on.

Damn dog.

Is stepping in dog pee considered lucky like a bird pooping on you? I am finishing my cup of coffee and slice of pizza for breakfast. Don't judge me. One new habit at a time and I don't have the level of consciousness necessary to measure milk into a bowl for cereal or be trusted around sharp utensils and fire right now. Whatever I can grab and stuff in my mouth at 4:15 am is fair game today.